McDonalds

Restaurant (¿?) where the meat is like the shit.

Tara ta ta taaa
I'm vomiting it

Faggot: Well... I think I'll demand a Double Big Mac Rat.

Dumbass: Don't forget the Roach Nuggets...

by Kike January 11, 2005

mcdonalds

1. A rather detestable fast-food grease chain.
2. A convenient place to stop and take a much-needed shit en route to whatever destination is on your agenda.

1. Let's stop at McDonalds, maybe we''ll get a good court case out of it.
2. Gee, these runs sure are getting messy, let's stop at that McDonalds over there and so I can take a dump.

by Caut August 11, 2003

Mcdonalds

A place disguised as a fast food shop but in reality is a place where you pay money to be served edible death.

I dont want to live anymore...
I'll just go to Mcdonalds!

by us3r 14 July 12, 2022

McDonalds

The place where if you arrive after 7pm you get a bunch of crack heads and weird ass people. Great for losing all your money!

Guy 1: “Want to go to McDonalds?”
Guy 2: *Checks watch*

Guy 2: “Dude it’s 8pm. Do you want crack?”
Guy 1: “No what the fuck??!”
Guy 2: “Alright we are not going then.”

by YourHippoBlasterToy42069 October 17, 2019

McDonalds

Hellspawn for the obese.

Satan runs McDonalds

by The Truth Definer May 2, 2015

McDonalds

Where do you think the dinosaur flesh went when they went extinct?

“I’m suing McDonalds because I got fat because of them.”

by Danny picklesworth May 1, 2019

McDonalds

The reason there’s two types of diabetes

I’m gonna go eat some McDonalds cause I’m too skinny

by DeviousOstrich June 4, 2018