Marty

A Load who plays chess all day

Oh look it’s Marty

by George9570 March 26, 2021

Marty

Marties comes from the word Martyr. Meaning that homeless people sacrificed themselves to be homeless so that we don’t have to be.

I gave a begging marty money on the side of the road.

The same marty sits outside the Wawa everyday

by Willisdick August 25, 2021

Marty's Man Catcher

A device used to catch men by the dick, usually chopping it off. Sold at the pawn shop seen in the Jackbox Party Pack game, Junktopia.

Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200."
Max: "What does it do?"
Shopkeeper: "This Marty's Man Catcher sells for 200 :)"

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Marty Day

Leaving early from work the day before a vacation starts.

Or

Leaving Early on a Friday to start your weekend

Marty Day

I’m going to take a Marty Day tomorrow.

by 247 JAK November 18, 2023

Marty

A cat person.

Have you seen him? He must be playing with the cats. Sounds like Marty!

by Ssssss01 November 22, 2021

Marti

Marti is a really special girl. They usually come in small sizes, but don't let that deceive you, she's a feisty one. Quite shy around her school peers but around her friends she is the total opposite. She is a very funny girl who always laughs at her jokes more than anyone else, its the best. Marti knows how to keep a secret and for that her friends are very grateful. She works hard for everything she has, and is very humble. Whenever you need someone to rant to she will always be there to listen. She will be one of the best friends you'll ever have. Oh and she's also super hot.

Who's that short girl , oh that's Marti

She's so pretty , who is it , Marti ofc

by Wayne country day school January 21, 2021

Marty

a cool boy who has lots of friends and does crazy shit . he gets all the girls and makes everyone laugh and is an amazing friend he is always there for you and will fight anyone who pisses him off

i have an awesome friend his name is Marty.

by anonymous September 24, 2020