by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
Get the What's it like being MARRIED to Dana Whitemug. Marrie Ellen is someone you would want to be your wife more than anything else in the world. She managed to fall down a flight of stairs with a platform halfway down, turn 180 Degrees and then fall down more stairs.
by Grant Hansen June 16, 2018
Get the Marrie Ellenmug. That's not how you do that...
Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Get the Will you marry me?mug. 
by extraextraicetea February 23, 2017
Get the Marrimug. When a married miserable whore is willing to destroy her own husband and children's lives. For a now married man she knew 15 years ago. Rocky can see from the outside he's doing good. Because his wife was loyal and gave him the opportunity.
The opportunistic whore has not realized that she won a real big prize!
The opportunistic whore has not realized that she won a real big prize!
When Rocky the married homewrecker his falling all over flirting with Casper, in front of both of there spouse's and children. Rocky has not seen Casper in 15 year's, Rocky bounced, when Casper when to prison. Casper is a wife beating husband who is looking for the perfect opportunistic whore.
by Loyal Eastsider January 29, 2019
Get the married homewreckermug. by MPTC1996 March 26, 2024
Get the Mexican Marriedmug.