Maroon

A mook with a Ph.D

Upon finishing his doctoral thesis, that stupid asshole frat jerkoff officially became a Maroon.

by Zippy, the Pinhead September 21, 2007

Maroozzle

The fucking best thing ever. Well, next to Millizzle. It is usually with a millzzle. It is the "gangsta" term for "Maroo"

EY YO MAROOZZLE

by maroo113113 July 13, 2009

Maroon 5

A band that used to be good before the 2010s

Maroon 5: This Love, released in 2002 (Rocks)
Maroon 5: Don't Wanna Know, released in 2017 (Sucks)

by HerobrineHunter May 4, 2018

Anna/Margot

There are'nt enough words so describe what an Anna is. Queenly, comes close. This small, understated, regal being encompasses all that is right, solid & good. A genuine woman with culture, style, taste & a deep understanding of life. Anna can correctly sum you up in a second of meeting you. She is gloriously entertaining & has many life travels to enthrall audiences with. Well read & immaculately spoken, she doesn't show her age. Her cuteness & pretty eyes are only a tiny part of her all round beauty. This girl has been hurt, betrayed, abandoned, forgotten & abused. Yet, you will never see her scared. Anna means generosity- In EVERYTHING. Her bold & brilliant personality covers her broken heart & spirit. An Anna enjoys good food, beautiful fabrics, exotic places and interesting people. Anna sees everyone as her equal. Anna is fair, brutally honest & kind. Except to herself. There is nothing that you cannot ask of Anna. She carrys the world on her shoulders with a magnificent smile. Anna is an inspiration. With her achievements and truthfulness. The very best mother anyone can ever ask for. An Anna deserves the cream of what life has to offer. Her intelligence is next level epic, although she undersells herself. This is a gal with the warmest heart and sparklyest nature. The truest, most loyal friend you will ever find. She is a trusted companion and belongs in your life forever. Hard to spot, so if you find an Anna- shackle her to you. You don't want her to get away.

Jane: how was your trip?
Fred: it was complete Anna/margot. Perfect

That is the most beautiful diamond I've ever seen, it's an Anna!!!

by The Noogie June 29, 2019

maroon

an ugly color, not to mention a horrible teacher and a terrible person. maroons are lazy, rude, mean, fat, ugly, and overall unpleasant.

maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.

NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.

A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.

NOTHING CAN BE AS BAD AS A MAROON!

by Erunn July 11, 2010

marmot drop

an act of unexpected, yet unusually intense vindictiveness or cruelty, intended more for its psychological effect rather than its actual damage. Derived from "The Big Lebowski". As proper noun, refers to the attacks of September 11th.

It's been harder to travel on airplanes since the big Marmot Drop of 2001.

by condour August 5, 2003

maroon

first heard as a descriptor (or more precisely: "word picture") of fone-bone, a loveable character from the golden era radio comedy; "fone-bone's folly".

Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.

"fone-bone, your a maroon!"

by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004