A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.
Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
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