Jenny had such a bad day she couldn't help but have a optical manure out look for the following day.
by moondragon1974 November 10, 2022
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Example: "He celebrated the sanctions against Venezuela as 'standing up to dictatorship,' applying the Assad-Maduro Effect by ignoring that the sanctions had devastated healthcare, caused thousands of deaths, and pushed millions into poverty. The goal (removing Maduro) was all that mattered; the consequences (starving children) were invisible. Means and ends had been separated, and only ends counted—which is how you justify anything."
by Abzugal February 19, 2026
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by maurofiel March 15, 2025
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After devouring three burritos and chugging a liter of Jack and cola, Mauro transformed into Gassy Mauro, clearing the room with his legendary fumes during an all-night Fortnite session.
by maurofiel July 25, 2025
Get the Gassy Mauro mug.An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
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Bloke b - "Duck outside mate, give the ol' lemon tree a pint of yellow Australian manure"
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