the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
Joe: what's that on your face?
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard
Joe:....tisfu
by Blake C. June 16, 2008
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Get the Maltard mug.A verb to mean being sliced in the neck by a hockey skate. Can be accidental or intentional. Connected with the famous incident of Clint Malarchuk getting his throat cut open by a hockey skate.
by PussyPounder December 20, 2013
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These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
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These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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FUCKIN MALLARD!
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