M&M's

The biggest fucking copy of smarties ever. An Illegal drug that deserves death if you are found eating this shit.

Jake: Yo, you got any M&M's?
Alex: Fuck no, M&M's are shit, now get out of here before the police find you eating M&M's.

by thatweirdkidatschool December 21, 2019

man face m&m

custom m&m that can be combined with a cookie

man face m&m is cool

by arandomdudelol December 26, 2023

M&M

M&M Gaming
Short for Mac and Mobile, people who identify as Mac and Mobile gamers are truly the future of competitive eSport gaming, the pinnacle of play.

I cannot afford a console, so I M&M game.

by Jakhammer_1 December 30, 2018

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

Green M&M

The thing that gave Tucker Carlson instant erections at every commercial, but doesn't anymore, so he's sad.

I'm Tucker Carlson, and since I can't Jerk off to the sexy Green M&M anymore, I'm going to cry about it on national television.

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

M&M

A mistake & memory

person1) what happened to that guy you were talking to?
person2) he’s a M&M

by ImMissGurl December 13, 2020

Gay M&M

2 dudes, 1 bag, roughly 400 M&Ms. The act of two gay males inserting their dicks into a bag of roughly 400 M&Ms

“Mom can we get the big bag of M&Ms this time? I wanna try Gay M&M.”

by Bobs bugs b gone April 3, 2022