best of luck

Wishing someone the "best of luck" or "all the best" is a practice often employed by the middle class as a polite alternative to the colloquial "fuck off". In all recorded instances of its usage, no one who has ever uttered this expression has actually "wished" anything positive on its recipient. In almost all cases, the utterer secretly "wishes" that the recipient would not only disappear, but stop existing as a whole.

"Unfortunately due to the high volume of applicants we are unable to offer you a position. We wish you the best of luck with your future endeavors and will keep your resume on file for future reference."

"I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best!"

by leifoc April 14, 2010

Ciara Luck

When you stumble across a person or place by accident and the best outcome is guaranteed.

Wow, that’s some ciara luck you had there

by AliBrennan June 22, 2021

brown luck

Not to be confused with Brown luck (notice the capital B). Eating something known to cause intestinal distress and miraculously feeling well all evening.

I ate Thai food and thought for sure we'd miss the movie. But Iron Man 3 was watched without incident! Must be brown luck.

by Browner83 June 7, 2013

Lexy Luck

otherworldly, seemingly impossibly incredible luck, albeit well deserved.

person 1: i cannot believe mark hoppus guestlisted her off of a tweet.

person 2: i know!! she’s got lexy luck.

by glittergoblin April 15, 2019

line luck

The seemingly supernatural ability to always choose the fastest line in a grocery store, movies, or anywhere else where there are multiple lines to choose from.

John: Man, all these lines looked packed.

Ryan: Um, that one is the one to go in.

Tim: Trust him man, he always has the best line luck

by bear huggs July 21, 2009

Heg luck

when you play risk and win at dices with odds 1:5

"THOW CAN HE WIN WITH THOSE ODDS?"

"Its just heg luck man"

by Hegnaz October 11, 2021

No-Luck-Suckyness

A point in your life when you have a large amount of suck, as well as no luck. Could be common among large groups of races, religions, and economic classes, though less likely among upper-class members of society.

Friend 1-"Yes, I finally win something!"
Friend 2-"It can't be that bad."
Friend 1- "I'm not kidding, I never win anything, my life is just full of no-luck-suckyness"

by Ariez June 5, 2013