Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 26, 2010

Jack long

Short little fuck who can get girls unless they are 8 years old his motto is "if the age is on the clock she's ready for the cock" he wear shoes 5 sizes too big

Jack long likes to dick ride Tyler hill

by Concerned portarican April 24, 2017

Long Donging

A right royal deep dicking of ones sexual partner

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in

by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021

bob long

paintball manufacturer make, creater of the alias and the intimidator, also the ironmen.

Dude that guys got an ironman, damn hes hailing paint at us

by Jayrider April 25, 2005

long balls

A condition occuring in males, characteristed by testicles slightly more distended than the average pair. The condition has been appropriated by some Afro-Caribbean communities as Long Ass Balls, which is something of a misnomer since the patient's anus is unrelated to the condition.

Untreated, Long Balls might result in serious medical emergency. Typically, complications related to Long Balls will arise when the patient suddenly twists his body, momentarily ensnaring the testicles in the fly of underwear which 'acts like a noose'. Scrotal haematoma, or contusion is likely to occur, or 'twisty balls' in laymans terms.

by alberto pardsnip August 11, 2010

Long Island

A place that is misrepresented by girls from Nassau county.

There are actually decent people on Long Island.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

Long tings

An expression to imply that a given activity or event is tiresome or not worth one’s time.

Boss: You need to finish that report before you leave.
Employee: Ahh, 'low it man, dat's long tings bruv.

by dan_man_BTN August 28, 2008