The best adventure gamebook series EVER (now available free online as well!) - you get to be a noble Kai Lord fighting the evil Darklords for the future of the realm of Magnamund. Written by Joe Dever. Actually contain entire species of new monsters not found anywhere else, e.g. giaks, kraan, gourgaz, zlanbeasts, burrowcrawlers, etc.
by Andy April 17, 2004

Johnny is the lone ranger
by Not gonna happen December 1, 2003

The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.
Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.
by otacon33 July 13, 2010

by Owen Cash December 8, 2006

Sean: Time for me to cause a bit of controversy, Cause i'm gonna beat you in that basketball tourney, You Fag-Lonely
by fatretarp December 18, 2018

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.
by Howard Juno August 27, 2014

The lone curl, is the one hanging curl in Damian’s forehead. Its purpose is to not show Damian’s full forehead since the appearance would be absurd.
by Big Tall D Daddy Damian February 16, 2022
