Lone Wolf

The best adventure gamebook series EVER (now available free online as well!) - you get to be a noble Kai Lord fighting the evil Darklords for the future of the realm of Magnamund. Written by Joe Dever. Actually contain entire species of new monsters not found anywhere else, e.g. giaks, kraan, gourgaz, zlanbeasts, burrowcrawlers, etc.

Lone Wolf rules!!!!!

by Andy April 17, 2004

lonely sandwich

The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.

Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.

Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.

by otacon33 July 13, 2010

The Lone Ranger

Someone who constantly masturbates with a litle indian

Johnny is the lone ranger

by Not gonna happen December 1, 2003

Lone Ranger

The person at the bank who arranges loans.

We went to see the Lone Ranger, but he turned us down because our credit is bad.

by Owen Cash December 8, 2006

lone borgersen

An extremely hot and well-educated woman, that excels in UML diagrams and wearing black pants. Is often mistaken for a supermodel. Young men from Fredericia are dying to be with her.

Guy 1: "Did you see Lone Borgersen yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yes I did, I could hardly contain my excitement to be in the same room as her."
Guy 1: "Geez, I'm so jealous, if only I had met her, my day would have been much better."

by Three_Legged_Stud October 25, 2017

Fag-Lonely

Shmo Boy who is gonna get beat in that basketball tourney

Sean: Time for me to cause a bit of controversy, Cause i'm gonna beat you in that basketball tourney, You Fag-Lonely

by fatretarp December 18, 2018

Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 27, 2014