Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell April 11, 2016
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Lifer Log

(Type, Person)
Slang term commonly used to describe man who is willing to go to jail &/or do prison time for a certain amount as p/m or p/y . Lifer Logs are usually only needed when in a high scale job was botched.
Did you hear **** is looking for a Lifer Log after the whole Baylee job ?

Jeremy is a lifer log, he usually leaves all his money to his wife and kids.
by PhishTahkos April 03, 2017
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Prime Log

it's this one log that tommyinnit had in his exile arc in the dream smp minecraft server, which is apparently used to get his primes along with ringing a bell and screaming "TWITCH PRIME" at his chat, and it seems to work well!!
by sqk17 February 11, 2021
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Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.
by gramaqueef May 22, 2022
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Nail Log

A Canadian drinking game. Participants gather around a large piece of wood and attempt to hammer a nail into the log with the lowest number of hits. If you miss or bend the nail, you have to drink. Nail Log often deteriorates into "Nail shit to other shit".
We're going to have an epic game of Nail Log tonight, BYOH
by epicnail April 01, 2010
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baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.
Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.
by TugSnake March 11, 2021
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log stroll

A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.
Meredith needed some logs for her fireplace so she went on a log stroll along the beach.
by SirRex June 22, 2017
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