log stroll

A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.

Meredith needed some logs for her fireplace so she went on a log stroll along the beach.

by SirRex June 22, 2017

baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 10, 2021

Yuletide Log

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day

Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"

by Ayroxus94 March 9, 2016

Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.

Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?

by TheDumpman January 26, 2017

Lincoln Log

A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.

I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!

by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021

Pog Log

A shit, in which the sheer mass actually surprised you

Lowkey had a pog log earlier, it was intense as hell

by The dawgo January 16, 2021

Lifer Log

(Type, Person)
Slang term commonly used to describe man who is willing to go to jail &/or do prison time for a certain amount as p/m or p/y . Lifer Logs are usually only needed when in a high scale job was botched.

Did you hear **** is looking for a Lifer Log after the whole Baylee job ?

Jeremy is a lifer log, he usually leaves all his money to his wife and kids.

by PhishTahkos April 2, 2017