loling

Verb. Used when joking about something which demeans the person you use it against one way or another.

Johnny: "I screwed your sister man, i'm not gonna lie. It was good"
Steven: "So did i man"
Johnny: "What? Serious? i was just loling with you man"

by Sudyer October 5, 2008

Lobing

The opposite of Snozzling (to fuck someone up the nose with your tiny penis), Lobing is to fuck someone up the ear with your tiny penis.

"My penis doesn't fit in your vagina!"
"OK then, let's lobe!"
"Yah, lobing is the only way I can have intercourse with you!"

by Caleb Amaral February 23, 2009

loobins

The act of being overwhelmingly slippery.

(extensivly lubricated)

1."That ky jelly had quit the loobins effect."

2."You have to wax it up or it will become to loobins to ride."

by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005

Loping the mule

Rubbing one out. Choking the sheriff ‘til the posse shows up. Masturbating.

Keep loping the mule and you’ll go blind!

by Jbravo65 July 19, 2018

loinfruit

a particularly attractive or tasty set of genitalia.

We hit the Motel 6 and I had loinfruit for breakfast.

by Jaytex March 11, 2003

Loning

The present tense verb for doing something on your own, especially when friends of yours are available and you are inexplicably just trying to appear cooler than them. Also often applied to people who you want to point out are boring loners.

Guy #1: Hey, you wanna go to the party wit meh tonight??
Guy #2: Naw, man, I'm loning it

by The5thChan September 30, 2011

loins

refers to fried hairs

"Bethany, how are your loins?!?"

by Streetster February 27, 2008