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Libertarienne

A female with Liberal point of view regarding sexual relationships usually with a good sense of humor and wit.
Pam Anderson is a Libertarienne.
by GenevaRed November 19, 2010
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Glibertarian

A Glibertarian is a glib libertarian
Glibertarian: sex, drugs, guns, endless wars
by karlol April 16, 2008
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libertarianism

The idea that licentiousness among consenting adults (legalized drugs, prostitution, gambling, etc.) can co-exist with limited government (confined strictly to preventing anyone from infringing upon the life, liberty, and property rights of anyone else) under a constitutional republic in an environment free from interference by over-zealous right-wing Bible-thumpers, tax-and-spend liberals, or other external agents of oppression.

The main problem with this delusional notion of co-existence is that it runs afoul of an annoying immutable natural law - roughly translated as "nature abhors a vacuum" - that's understood and exploited by every drug pusher, credit card issuer, Las Vegas casino, and Madison Avenue marketer and even the bailout-happy U.S. Federal Reserve and which was summed up by Edmund Burke:

"Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appetites; in proportion as they are disposed to listen to the counsels of the wise and good in preference to the flattery of knaves.

"Society cannot exist, unless a controlling power upon will and appetite be placed somewhere; and the less of it there is within, the more there must be without.

"It is ordained in the eternal constitution of things, that men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their passions forge their fetters."

-or as John Adams said:

“(The U.S.) constitution was made for a moral and religious people; it is wholly inadequate for any other.”
Two tenets of Libertarianism taken from the Libertarian Party's Statement of Principles:

"We favor the repeal of all laws creating 'crimes' without victims, such as the use of drugs for medicinal or recreational purposes."

"The only legitimate use of force is in defense of individual rights — life, liberty, and justly acquired property — against aggression"
by mta3000 March 20, 2010
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Libratarian

A Libertarian librarian who believes in small government, except for when it comes to funding libraries. See: hypocrite; anarchists who ride the bus; etc.
Examples of Libratarians are all around you.
by scarletgodfree May 3, 2011
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rules librarian

A rules librarian is an individual who has scoured the rule-books of a game to find every advantage and every loophole that they can to "empower" their character.

Most often found in Role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons, but variants can also be found online playing MMORPG.

These people suck the fun out of any game due to their obstinate refusal to actually get into the spirit of the game and play a ‘character’.
Their main motivation is to ‘win’ and if they don’t, or other players enforce the spirit of the game rather than the rule they will generally sulk or threaten to leave.

On dealing with a Rules Librarian
1. don’t play with them
2. if you already are – kill their characters off until they learn, or stop playing
Rules Librarian rolls dice...

GM:
"Ok, so you swing at the 50 foot tall dragon and strike a nasty blow to it's leg"

Rules Librarian:
"Actually, because I rolled over 95% of my base strength score; coupled with my level and weapon specialization, and my Backstab bonus as a thief, I get an automatic triple critical, so seeing as this is a Blue dragon, with a maximum of 200 Hit points, I would actually kill it"

GM:
"It's a dragon, you can't kill it with a dagger"

Rules Librarian
"It's in the rule book; Page 60, 193, and 246"

(other players groan)
by TJHC June 3, 2006
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Stanky Librarian

When someone picks up a book, reads it briefly, takes a shit in the book, and puts it back as if nothing happend. A real asshole maneuver.
"Yo that bitch ass nigga pulled a Stanky Librarian."

"Aw shit, baby balls, I feel sorry for the next sucka that opens that jawn piece.
by hey hey hey biiiiiitchh October 20, 2008
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Libertarianism

To put it bluntly, a political theory for people who don't have the balls to admit they are anarchists.
Libertarianism is to Anarchism as Agnosticism is to Atheism.

Random libertarian: No, I'm no anarchist. I just don't believe government should interfere with my live at all. That's all... honest...
by Bearer of bad news June 12, 2010
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