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PFLEPER (pronounced F-leper)

Pfizer employee who just got canned. In addition to losing all dignity, it is learned that scores of many other people knew about it months before the terminated person. These people avoid the person losing the job as if the terminated person had plague or leprosy; hence, the invocation of "leper."The employee losing their job also loses their office, support, email, benefits, etc. And to a large degree spirit and health.

Though originating at Pfizer, the largest pharmaceutical manufacturer in the world, the term "PFLEPER" (pronounced F-LEPER) may be used for any terminated employee anywhere.

Pfizer puts a "P" before many words beginning with "F:" eg., Pfun, Pfinance, Pfamily, etc. And prefixes a "PF" on just about any other word it uses. Cute that way.
Have you heard about David? They're letting him know on Friday he's out. I think he may know. He even looks like a PFLEPER (pronounced F-LEPER).
Even the Zoloft} and Viagra don't seem to be helping.

He's really Pfucked.
by Wyeth October 1, 2009
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leper

A person with a disease that causes limbs and organs to detach from his/her body. Lepers are usually highly skilled in art and music, and some have a great talent for animation.

Lepers are often found in the forests of northern Canada and Poland. They live in small forest houses, rarely leaving their safe shelters.

Other effects of leprosy are back injuries, carpal tunnel syndrome, and tendinitis/epicondylitis.
Yikes, that leper over there is insane.
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
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Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor
"Dude that was totally lazer"
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Dude that #@#$ is soo F'ing Lazer.

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Damn that guys such a Lazero
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