Lesbian 

A lesbian is female who is sexually and romantically attracted to other females or the same gender.

Also known as... ME!

Tod: ew look to gay guys holding hands!

Sam: Yea gross... OH LOOK, lesbians!
Tod: Hey lesbians! Y’all gonna make out or what!?

Lesbian by KarsZ July 5, 2019

Lesbian 

A non man loving a non man

1.I'm a lesbian
2.So you like just girls?

1. No I like everyone who isn't a man

Lesbian by Lamolol May 14, 2021

Lesbian 

Someone who hails from the Greek island of Lesbos.

Writer Stratis Myrivilis is a famous Lesbian.

Lesbian by trillogmasta April 18, 2016

lesbian 

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.

Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"

lesbian by spanky010 August 20, 2008

lesbian 

the ladies that make porn interesting.

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"

lesbian by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008

Lesbian 

Get's mistaken commonly for an American person.

person 1: I'm a lesbian.
person 2: Oh, I thought you were American.

Lesbian by SarahDreamer_YT June 9, 2020

Lesbian 

The thing i turn all girls that look at me

*shows girl face*
Wow, i forgot to tell you i’m lesbian.
Pain.

Lesbian by Utmom December 10, 2020