Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA

A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

by Refresh100 July 3, 2010

last minute larry

A person who waits until the last possible minute/second to do something. i.e. Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit.

Swerving across all lanes of traffic and cutting off other motorists to make it off a freeway exit. You are called a "Last minute Larry."

To complete homework in class while the teacher is collecting it. You are called a "Last minute Larry."

by Slopestizzle November 6, 2013

The Last Failbender

Also known as M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender, this was the epic fail of a movie, directed, produced and written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong. It was a live-action adaption of the totally epic Avatar: The Last Airbender cartoon from Nickelodeon.

Person 1: Damn, The Last Airbender sucked, didn't it?
Person 2: Don't you mean The Last Failbender?
Person 3: I didn't think it was that bad...
Persons 1 and 2: WTF?!

by Ianto Jones August 4, 2010

Last Measure

A nasty website that spawns an endless flurry of pop-up windows with various porn pics. Accompanied by a loud sound clip: "HEY EVERYBODY!! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!!"

What to do when encountering Last Measure:
1. Turn off the monitor before the images load.
2. Turn off the speakers before the sound loads.
(If you can, do steps 1 and 2 at the same time.)
3. Hard reboot the computer.

As I'm writing this, I just got Last Measure'd and had to hard reboot the computer.

by Oxeye Daisy November 12, 2008

last minute

The ultimate moment of opportunity, just before it is too late. Sometimes last minute is actually too little too late, but most of the time in underdog situations the last minute is a great time to accomplish goals

"I'm making a last minute dash to the shop before it closes, does anyone need anything?"

by MikeSynonymous June 20, 2012

that's the sound your mother made last night

originated from SNL when sean connery said it to trebek. can be used to any sound that could be sexual.

Trebek: What sound do dogs make?
Sean Connery: Moo
Trebek: No.
Sean Connery: But that's the sound your mother made last night!

by trebeeeeek May 23, 2009

Avatar: The Last Airbender

A show on nickelodeon that most people think is shit. However it's a very entertaining show.
Why you ask?
-Good graphics
-fast paced action
-humor
The sad thing is that it's a kid-saving-the-world plot which has been done over and over. But nonetheless a very entertaining show.

-OMG NOOEESS! Another show about a super kid?!!

-Shut up, you uber fag! Avatar: The last airbender is a great show.

by -Rabies- August 30, 2008