Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Lactate

To sweat around one's breasts, or just to sweat in general.

When someone has a dry t-shirt except for two wet spots right at the breasts.

i.e. Would you look at that, Tom is starting to lactate.

i.e. Jesus Christ it's hot out here, I'm lactating already.

by ILIR September 9, 2008

lactating

The act in which milk squirts from a delicious whorls titties.

The stripper started lactating while we had sex in the dirty hotels closet

by Asstittyballz December 7, 2015

laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007

Lactart

A hot chick who is lactose intollerant.

"Jenny always gets soy lattes"
"Yeah, she is such a lactart"

by Marqueritte June 15, 2009

laFavor

A last name of a beautiful girl or woman that has a good sense of humor mainly around memes and she will make you love her.

Wow did you see Elsie laFavors outfit today?!
Yeah it’s beautiful

by Someone that is very smart May 9, 2018

LaFlame

When you eat something spicy the night before and when you shot it out your butthole hurts

Dude, I had to shit a LaFlame today

by Matty deez May 30, 2022