The population being 1586, Stearns is a small village 2 hours south of Lexington, KY and north of Knoxville, TN. With no unicorporated cities in McCreary County, KY, you can still get a great calzone at ZZs or have a hang-out in the parking lot of Larry's Somerset Oil or the Big M Plaza. If you get tired of that, you can travel to the booming metro just 25 minutes north to Somerset and hang there.
by stearns-ky July 02, 2009
Used to make your piss pipe all moist while your stroking it like there's no tomorrow.
Also used to moisten stank boxes and back door Sallys.
Also used to moisten stank boxes and back door Sallys.
O my God it hurts so bad spankin my shit dry. O word, get some KY Jelly on my gangsta ass cock and stroke that shit.
by mastercraster7022 March 17, 2009
by Eddie Bell May 07, 2008
by Jessica March 03, 2005
see hicktown; city in southeastern, ky known for its large amounts of meth, marijuana, and pain pills. The main attraction in Williamsburg is the local University, which is waaaaay too christian for where it is. The main hangout spot for kids on the weekends is their back yards, smoking pot and making meth to sell to the "higher-class addicts" for more weed money. It is also acceptable to fuck your siblings and kill the gays.
I went on down to Williamsburg, Ky to kill me some fags and fuck my sister while waiting on those damn teenagers to finish my meth.
by hiI'mfromhicktown July 11, 2011
Something you put on your toast in Louisville, Lexington, Radcliff, and the rest of the Bluegrass State.
by Man 0' War February 26, 2010
Home of an ancient race of superbeings that, judging from the skeletons found in the area's ancient and mysterious Indian Mounds, were 7 to 8 feet tall. This race has connections to the Mayans and some believe were off-planet/human hybrids.
Indian Mounds were once scattered throughout the entire region that is now known as Lexington, KY. No one is quite sure of the origins of those who built the Mounds. They preceded the more kwown Native American tribes. Modern researchers have simply called them the Mound Builders. Other relics found in the Mounds have connections to Egyptian embalming techniques. Early settlers found altars, catacombs and mummies deep in the caves beneath Lexington. This is little known information found buried in old books at the Univerity of KY and Transy reference rooms.
The downtown area of Lexington held a concentration of these Mounds. Mounds still remaining around the area have what mystics call "portal energy". The energy is now being manipulated by the continued development of the Bluegrass area and the demolition of the city's oldest area.
Indian Mounds were once scattered throughout the entire region that is now known as Lexington, KY. No one is quite sure of the origins of those who built the Mounds. They preceded the more kwown Native American tribes. Modern researchers have simply called them the Mound Builders. Other relics found in the Mounds have connections to Egyptian embalming techniques. Early settlers found altars, catacombs and mummies deep in the caves beneath Lexington. This is little known information found buried in old books at the Univerity of KY and Transy reference rooms.
The downtown area of Lexington held a concentration of these Mounds. Mounds still remaining around the area have what mystics call "portal energy". The energy is now being manipulated by the continued development of the Bluegrass area and the demolition of the city's oldest area.
by Enkara Rah February 12, 2009