beat the kitten

a female vigorously masterbating

Katey's boyfriend wouldnt come over last night so she beat the kitten all night long.

by ittybittykittty January 10, 2011

Liquid Kitten

The term used for the drink gin and tonic, when served with both a slice of lemon and a slice of lime.

NOTE: Best served out of a wooden Vessel.

Hello bar lady, I will have three Liquid Kittens Please.

by Tonuke May 7, 2011

Den Kitten

Young, attractive, stay-at-home wife. A stay-at-home Mom. Trophy Wife. Mostly an attractive young wife and/ or Mother whom is well taken care of.

She is not a "worker-bee" she is definitetly a "Den Kitten."

by Ali Learner August 22, 2011

shittin' kittens

verb

1) To be amazed at an event, usually appalled or disgusted by it.

2) To find yourself in a strange or frightening situation.

1) When Jenny gave me a blumpkin I started shittin' kittens. (pardon the pun).


2) I was shittin' kittens when the cop asked if I had any yay.

by Matth March 3, 2004

kitten fister

to fist a small baby cat. for a visual, think kitten mittens.

I can't believe he cheated on me, that kitten fister!

by MirKat January 1, 2008

Discord kitten

georgenotfound, that’s it.

Quackity: George is my little discord kitten

by jaalyssa April 26, 2021

Womb Kitten

A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.

Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."

Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."

Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."

By A.Hall

by Bejoulas Villages January 14, 2009