Kissing the scorpion

A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.

Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.

by Dr. DysDef July 31, 2017

Kissing Susan

Doing something really well unexpectedly

Rutvij has gotten really good at crocheting. He's really kissing Susan!

by ghostman126 October 16, 2020

Kissing uncle

Uncle that preform sexual action with niece/nephew but mostly niece's

Guy1:That dude ron was caught in the bed with his niece the other day MF kissing uncle

Guy2:Yea I always had feeling that he was a kissing uncle how be looking at things don't be right

by Fgtrebgas April 1, 2021

Kissing The Dragon

The act of pressing your lips on the coils of your vape while holding down the ignition switch.

Hey bro, Lookout! You didn't put your cover back on your vape...dude you almost ended up Kissing The Dragon.

by CakeTheOtter October 31, 2021

Kissing the King

The act of giving a blowjob. Specifically kissing the head of the penis.

I walked in on Nicole while she was Kissing the King.

by pocketmaster6969 December 13, 2021

Kissing the blunt

1. Kissing the blunt means to make the blunt wet with your saliva as your smoking.
(e.g in a group of people smoking, and one gets saliva on the blunt. The others could say "Your kissing the blunt bro !" )

2. It is when a person smoking accidentally faces the blunt the opposite direction, and with the blunt off they try smoke but instead eat ash! (Or atleast be having it on as lipstick;)

(e.g in a group of people smoking, and one gets saliva on the blunt. The others could say "Your kissing the blunt bro !" )

by crackbaby n P May 4, 2022

kissing pearl

Giving a woman oral sex. KP being the shorter version.

I got the best Kissing Pearl ever!

by CraftyMinxy June 12, 2023