Kaan

Polite address of an esteemed Muslim gentleman.
(equivalent of Sir in English)

Learner: Hello Kaan.
Sage: Son, do not treat me with such respect.

by Vladimir Joseph Jones July 31, 2013

Keanued

Being so stoned....it makes everything like,"Whoooa!"

dude......I can't...I'm so Keanued right now.

by mutzilla May 11, 2011

Kaan

A small, turkish man with retarded characteristics

Man 1: 'You can't ride a bike?'
Man 2: 'No, I walk everywhere'
Man 1: 'You're such a Kaan!'

by kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan April 4, 2011

dirty kaan

A dirty kaan is one of which when a turkish immigrant runs out of a bush in the middle of the night but naked chasing you until they catch your white ass

Oh my god its a dirty kaan!

by Slaprabbit April 2, 2020

kaant

A version of the word cunt as spoken by Australian men with mullets. Usually used in conjunction with a threat of violence.

Ya spilt beer all over me new AC/DC shirt you kaant. I'm gunna bloody have you!

by Juddo September 22, 2007

kanuch

The clitoris of the anus.

I flicked her kanuch.

by Leshon Gossett June 10, 2016

Kaan

Kaan is tall and has a lot of hair which i really like. I want to dip my hands in his mane and play around all day. I want to delouse him like a chimp.

Kaan is playful and has lively eyes sometimes. Depends on who he is looking at. He will bump you and wait for your reaction or throw litter in your direction to make sure you know he is here. So cute. Sometimes you cannot help but run up to him just to see him with not much else to say. Which can be awkward if you're not really the chat-up-genius.

Kissing a Kaan is noiicee. Like yup. Like hey. Like whoopsie whoop.

Dear Diary, i need to go, my mum is knocking. Ttyl.

"Kaan, I want to be with you"
"I thought you were gay"
"Kaan!!"
"Bisexual?"

by Krkič May 31, 2019