Judge

A fool who eagerly consumes every lie presented to them by the police service, put in a position of power by a corrupt government, with little empathy for anyone.

I hope the Judge is in a good mood today!

by noone9991 March 9, 2021

meta-judging

the act of judging people's looks/style/personality and also their social media content (tweets,posts,videos )

entirely based of past judgements/trends/opinions and popularity that is relevant to their subculture's and not entirely obvious to a vast majority of people.

the below is an example of meta-judging behavior:
"I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe. " - Elon Musk

by rohis November 22, 2024

meta-judging

the act of judging people's looks/style/personality and also their social media content (tweets,posts,videos )

entirely based of past judgements/trends/opinions and popularity that is relevant to their subculture's and not entirely obvious to a vast majority of people.

the below is an example of meta-judging behavior:
"I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe. " - Elon Musk

by rohis November 22, 2024

Judges

Where do judges get their money? Congress. Where does congress get IT'S money? The US treasury. Where does the US treasury get IT'S money?

Hym "MY TAX DOLLARS! HURRAY! I get to spend a third of my money I make to pay a guy to tell me that IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT HE DIDN'T THINK OF IT FIRST, I don't own my own mind and, therefore, have to run a legal obstacle course to prove to the guy that I'm paying that is thing happening out in the open in the middle of the town square is happening. That's a RIGHT that I have. It's a RIGHT for me to pay judges to do that to me."

by Hym Iam September 2, 2025

Father Judge

Top 2 for the Gayest school in Philadelphia, PA (and they ain’t #2). The average Father Judge student enjoys anal penetration from other students. For the 1% of students that like women, they usually date girls from Saint Huberts. St. Huberts girls all have Sexually Transmitted Diseases, such as Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea, which means Judge students have all of the listed diseases. Their Instagram meme page, @fatherjudgememes, is also hot dogshit. If you or a friend is considering applying for this dumpster fire of a school, please consider going to a mental hospital to get evaluated.

Example 1
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy is going to Father Judge?”
“Makes sense, he loves it up the butt”

Example 2
“Joe just raw dogged the shit out of that girl from Hoeberts!”
“Yep, he’s got the herp”

Example 3
“Do you know who runs Father Judge Memes on instagram?”
“Idk who it is, but he definitely takes loads of cum in the was”

by thesigmaboy420 January 24, 2025

judge rizzden

A brainrot variant of the the villain Judge Holden from the novel Blood Meridian. He had many brainrot variants of quotes from the novel, such as “whatever in Ohio exists without my Fanum, exists without my tax”

“Towering over them all was Judge Rizzden, and he is naked gooning”

by Bartholomew Kuma February 16, 2025

Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.

Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting

by PJ BW April 3, 2025