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The Joker

The Joker as used in sexual reference:

The act of removing a tampon at the string by mouth from a womans vagina while on her period. Once removed, the bloody tampon is swung back and forth by the string "while still in the teeth" as if shaking your head "no."

The blood like smile/outline from ear to ear that is left behind is know as "The Joker."
(Similar to the make-up smile on the Joker)
That girl was down for ANYTHING last night!
She even let me perform The Joker on her...
by Indetrucks March 4, 2011
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jokerare

Me.
I am the Jokerare.

Put your thumbs up in the air if you know the Jokerare.
by Jokerare March 27, 2010
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Jonked

A “state of being” induced by any substance that alters the state of your physical and/or psychological function. This adjective is only applicable to substances that have been stigmatized (does NOT apply to alcohol, caffeine and tobacco, despite their medical categorization to be considered drugs). This can be amplified with a nicotine head rush (i.e. borrow that one friend’s vape)

This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.

If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller

A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.

Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.

One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
Joah, Nera, and Her are JONKED to the moon and back
by pokemon-go_player42069 March 7, 2020
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Teh Jocker

Misspelling of The Joker(From Batman). Also said by Alfred in a very Batman comic, in attempt to show his accent.

Now a meme for the character, used mostly on the IMDb messageboard The Dark Knight(2008).

Can also be spelt The Jocker or Teh Joker.
Guy: Man i love Teh Jocker, hee was awesome in The Dark Knight!

Teh Jocker looked at Batman
by Jor-Reno September 8, 2009
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The Joker Special

When you are fucking a girls wet, tight, warm, steamy, virgin pussy and you have to pull out. Right before you cum, you get her to look at you and then you laugh in a very cinical way shooting your hot, salty load all over her face.
The Joker Special is when you are railing the stripper you just brought back to your hotel room doggy style. It is hot and sweaty. You pull out, laugh in the moment of the gesture and she looks at you with a look of confusion. Then, you blow your load while laughing in the hoes face.
by dib.w/.CrownRoyal May 7, 2011
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Jonerys

The hottest and powerful couple in the world
“Jonerys is incest, ew”
Do you shipp Jonsa?”
“Yes! It’s cute”
“🤡”
by Dracaryscrown April 11, 2020
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jinker

1940s-50s upper midwestern slang for penis.
Joe and Mike were peeing off opposite sides of a bridge. Mike wanted to brag about the size of his jinker, and said to Joe, "This water sure is cold." Joe, not wanting his jinker to be underestimated, replied, "Yeah, and deep."
by Dr. Beckenstein September 21, 2005
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