Jonah's dick

A Jonah's Dick is almost a medium size, but looks like they use pills to enhance it's width.

Me: Ryan's dick pick was leaked to the football team.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.

by Incognito Tab October 31, 2019

Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is part of the best man band named WHY DON’T WE. He is so hot but if u see him you better hide your tables because he would brake them for sure.

Me at Mc Donald : HIDE YOUR TABLES JONAH MARAIS IS COMING.

by Living_for_kay_cook November 9, 2019

Jonaklit

Jonaklit is a one word description of a short-duration phenomenon. A place lit beautifully by thousands of flickering lights emanating from fireflies or lightning bugs. It usually happens during a twilight near marshy areas. Appearance of colors varies from mostly yellow, green, pale red, and a little hint of bluish here and there. It is more frequently visible in temperate or tropical climates.

Jonaklit is a combination of two words. 1st word - JONAK is an abbreviation of a proper word JONAKI derived from Bangla or Bengali language, meaning fireflies or lightning bugs. 2nd word - LIT (abbreviation of light, self explanatory).

The sky was dark. The only light was the enchanting flickering of tiny lights emanating from thousands of fireflies all around us. It was breathtaking, it was magical. Simply, one of the most beautiful and memorable jonaklit twilight I have ever witnessed.

by Jonaki January 20, 2020

Jonalys

She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone.

Jonalys is thick smart and the best

by Kenit January 30, 2020

jonagay

A very cool guy who would smash miss deems so hard and has a big peepee

Oh my god jonagay has the biggest cock!

by Msdeemsissofine February 25, 2020

Jonah

Coming from a Jonah, Jonahs are loyal to you if you are loyal to them. They usually easily forgive you because you are their friend. They stick up for what they believe in, and NEVER let it go. They will do ANYTHING to protect a significant other, family, or really anyone who needs it. These people are who you want on your side.

You: "What's a Jonah?"
Me: "Read the paragraph above you"

by JDHC03 May 20, 2020

Jona

A peaceful, attractive, handsome looking Viking, breezing through the seas. He makes the best Minecraft Potion Player Versus Player edits. He is the founder of the "hax" witchcraft, with a big axe, he delivers judgement to those who fall victim blockhit spam. (he is dating Strafe).

Oh my, Jona just beheaded me with his girthy axe. He is a sexy Viking ;)

by GirthyAxe69420 May 10, 2021