jacked up jamison

(noun) term used to describe a person that lies to good looking girls about other people to make himself look good

Mike is pulling a jacked up jamison. I didn't say anything like that about her.

by Mr. Hart July 11, 2007

Jigity Jacked

Something that is really messed up.

Thats jigity jacked up man

by Mallory December 19, 2004

Status-Jacked

When someone logs onto your account and as a joke writes shit that you would never ordinarily say in your status bar, most of it being stuff to make the person look gay.

Matt: "Yo why did you write 'I love cocks' in your fb status last night?"
Jason: "Dude that wasn't me, someone totally status-jacked me!"

by liquidswordsman December 4, 2009

i got jacked

being physically stabbed in the body and robbed of manhood and/or your banana.

yesterday i got jacked BY a female impersonist, it was lAME!!

by Flappybob1 July 1, 2006

jacked

1) In pennsylvania lingo means ripped, buff, etc. pretty much havin a good physique.

2) According to my cousin from Jersey, in central NJ lingo it means having fucked up teeth and having a general scummy/dirtbag appearance

Cousin: Is your friend Joe good lookin?

Me: Uh, well he is jacked.

Cousin: Ew

Me: What, you dont appreciate a nice physique?

by Russelstover August 1, 2009

jacked up

pregnant

Danielle: "Did you here that Allie got jacked up at the party last night?!"

Eliana: "OMG!!! What a slut!"

by dickonfire July 29, 2016

Colby Jacked

When your name is Colby and you work for a credit card company and you are supposed to be fixing customer's problems, but instead you jack their entire account up. You jack up their bank accounts and jack up their equipment and jack up their business until they are so pissed off that they cancel.

Damn, I sure Colby Jacked that mofo yesterday when he called in to customer support. Now his shit's all Colby Jacked up and he's irrate and cancelling. Colby sure is a shit face dumb fuck stupid ass.

by Robel December 31, 2008