Pulling a Jessie

When you decide to come in work late everyday and then come in at 2am and immediately quit.

Cameron “damn bro ima bout to pull a Jessie “
Anthony “you too? I haven’t done shit all week.”
3 weeks later
Anthony “remember when Cameron was pulling a Jessie?

by Cameron354 February 4, 2020

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.

by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010

Jessie

Jessie is a girl who can make anything funny no matter if it’s a sad situation you will end up laughing, if you find a Jessie don’t let her go because any time your with her you will have a good time

Omg that girl is so cool and funny
Must be a Jessie

by Greyssssfan May 29, 2018

Jessi

A girl who is pretty tall and looks older than she really is. She can be a little crazy and a bit like a crackhead. Jessi is also a very trusting person and she is very popular. She is athletic and can dance very well!

"Look at the way Jessi moves"

by Chickenliddle5 March 14, 2017

Jessica Fletcher Syndrome

Condition of a place or person that seems to attract a large number of murders without having an active part in that crime.

From the TV-show "Murder She Wrote" where every week a close friend or relative of Jessica Fletcher is either murdered or suspected of murder. Suspension of disbelief is stretched to the limit.

I think he killed them all.
Nah, he just suffers from Jessica Fletcher Syndrome.

by Puppy Zwolle April 19, 2011

Jessamy

Jessamy is a Greek word meaning Jasmine, the flower.

"That Jessamy flower is the prettiest in the garden!"

by theGreeek April 20, 2013