Mario Jumped

Having a Cobold Rape your face in a game of Dnd

The Elf was mario jumped, and then ridiculed by all his friends.

by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010

Conversation Jumped

Being forced by a stranger into a conversation against your will.

I was walking to my car and this guy just came out of nowhere and conversation jumped me!

by corrnucopia January 26, 2011

Space Jamed

The act of doing something to someone accompanied by the theme from Space Jam

Motherfucker, you gonna get Space Jamed

by Gabe Warden March 10, 2013

Toe Jammed

The art of jamming ones toe up a mans ass to milk his prostrate

My work mate toe jammed her tinder date right after he bought her a cheap meal and a drink.

by Bee to the sting May 23, 2017

Cat Jumped

When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.

After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.

by Voorhee$ $avage May 19, 2018

Damson jammed

Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.

*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”

Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*

by Pussywigga February 1, 2019

A Jamedwardson

Jamedwardson Shot

.75oz Jameson
.75oz Blue Curacao

Yeah, I’ll get a Jamedwardson, a Guinness and a Hoegaarden

by JamieEd June 9, 2019