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diva jackoff sleeve

a jackoff sleeve that a fuck diva has made by being molded from her own pussy and has them handed out at her concerts or thrown from the stage to the audience. often done at porn music concerts.
John got a diva jackoff sleeve.
by Deep blue 2012 October 29, 2009
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A Jacko

Doing a Jacko is that one friend who is always the last in a group at a bar/club in a round but has to leave before buying a round of drinks in return. He could be with a group of 4 to 5 people and everyone has bought a drink, but when it's his/her turn they either sneak out or make up some excuse for having to leave.
"Whose round is it lads"

"It's Dave's round, he said he was going to the toilet but I think he's pulled a jacko"
by Judgemental Prick June 1, 2015
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gaz jacko

A KIDS FOOTBALL MANAGER WHO STILL USES SHIT WHITEBOARDS AND MAGNETS TO SHOW THE FORMATION. ALSO DROWNS SOME OF HIS INJURED KIDS. WJL 4EVA
THAT GAZ JACKO IS A MANIAC
by PUBEZZZZZZ August 15, 2017
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Wacko Jacko

A nickname for Michael Jackson in reference to his bizarre, creepy and eccentric behavior.
"Wacko Jacko dangles baby over balcony"
by HA77 August 27, 2023
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Jacko wacko

by Lonely sad loser November 16, 2019
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uber-jacko

short for uber-Jackolas. a demonic resurrection of Saint Jackolas after he has died. uber-Jacko has uber-Jesus Juice which contains the extra ingredient of peppermint and a dash of pure oxygen. more of a danger to the youth population than measles and meningitis combined.
"capable of winning any checkers game, no matter how many opponents" - Rob McLean, uber-Jacko victim
by failure33object April 26, 2005
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jayners jackoff

wow your a total jayners jackoff
by lolufail.org April 23, 2011
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