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Infinite the Jackass 

Infinite the Jackass
verb, noun, proper noun, god help us all

1. A term used to describe someone who tries way too hard to be edgy, intimidating, or cool, often ending up just looking like a melodramatic theater kid.
2. The dark, brooding antagonist from Sonic Forces who wears a large ruby on his chest and has an even larger ego. Known for saying stuff like “Im not weak!” right after getting his ass kicked by a 3-foot-tall edgehog.
"Bro, stop monologuing about your trauma and help me move this couch, youre being a real infinite the jackass right now."
“He changed his username to ✧𝕀ɴғɪɴɪᴛᴇ✧ on discord and told me id 'taste true despair.' Infinite the jackass behavior.”
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jackasshammer 

A jackhammer that's been fired up nearby so early that it rousts you out of bed.
Those construction workers started using a gosh-darn-diddly-arn jackasshammer next door that got my ass out of bed at 6:30 this morning -- and it's a Saturday for Christ sakes!!!
jackasshammer by Telephony July 28, 2012
A series started b YouTube Channel JacksFilms, to answer questions in the most humorous and stupid way possibly. JackAsk has almost 100 episodes. This is very similair to a QNA, yet its mostly his fans asking him why he is gay (which hes not, or is he? dun dun dunnnn) or why he has a big forehead.
Welcome to Jackask episode #54! TotallyRealUser45 aks: Whats 45*2? ... Yes
jackask by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Persassy Jacksasson 

Practically the god of sass...
Persassy Jacksasson is what everyone wants to be :)

jackassery

a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior; typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.
On a rainy morning in San Diego, my friend commented to me, "These people don't know how to drive! There sure is a lot of jackassery going on around here."
jackassery by Amaya Becvar August 5, 2006

Jackassopithecus 

A man that hails from the dark ages. Thinks all women are to be treated as whores and house slaves. Never asks for anyone elses opinion because he has all the right answers. Wears cheap suits and uses sub-par vocabulary. Drives old gas-guzzling cars or big-ass monster trucks. Eats only meat and cheese. Never tips wait staff well. Is the reason why gun control should never be enforced. Avoid at all costs.

Synonyms: Asshole, douchebag, tool, pervert
Girl 1: "Look at that douche wearing the Sears and Roebuck suit. Did he just actually wink at me and make an obscene gesture?"
Girl 2: "Yep, that one is a real Jackassopithecus"

Jackassing 

the act of being stupid, immature, a dick, or a jackass.
1. hey man, stop jackassing and get your ass over here!

2. Mike: Paul is being such a jackass today.
Phil: Yea, somebody should tell him to stop jackassing around.
Jackassing by mexicano9191 April 6, 2009