J Park

J park is what you call a sweaty kid who smashes all the ugly asian girls in your school and nuts in his PC

J Park
Michael : "Hey look! J Park is smashing those chunky bitches!"

Joe: "Where!"
Michael: "Over by his locker"
Joe: "Oh SHIT he's been so SWEATY"
Michael: "HAHAHA"

by My nigga Burr February 13, 2017

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J-Banger

J Banger is the best, he is our dearest leader. Everywhere J Banger goes we have to kneel so he doesn't j bang bang us.

A shrine has been dedicated to him, www jbanger . com

All hail dear leader J-Banger! The supreme overlord.

by J-Banger's Homies November 22, 2018

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J Hatch

Being a Culture Vulture - selling dreams to young black kids to try to turn a profit

Bro, please don’t try to J Hatch me charging me to play my music and selling me dreams

by Thelongrun July 21, 2020

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J Combo

The combo at McDonalds with the highest meat to dollar ratio. It is best suited for the Hebrew community as well as bros who need to eat while still leaving enough money for booze. The combo consists of two McDoubles and either a large drink during dollar drink days or if not then the infinitely refillable small drink.
If an individual is feeling adventurous it is accepted to replace the two McDoubles with a McGangBang though this is not a conventional J Combo.
The numerical cost of this combo differs whether in Canada or in the US though this combo will always be under 5 dollars.

Bro 1: Bro what are you going to get today?

Bro 2:Is that even a question? The J combo obviously

Bro 1: You cheap fuck

Bro 2: Hey can get the J combo

Questionable McDonalds Employee: $3.97 please

by McDeezysAllStar July 30, 2010

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Luscious J

Graphic designer by day, luscious minx by night. Enjoys the company of men, a good drop of red, and dancing sensually to Sisqo hits. Her filipino milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, yes it does.

Who dat shorty dancing on the tables??

Dat's my gurl, Luscious J!!
*finger snaps*

by BlackandyellowBlackandyellow May 26, 2012

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