Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush
by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004
The annoying and inevitable sensation of an itch at any place on the body that occurs while playing Guitar Hero.
Mandy: "My arm itches, but I can't scratch it because I have to keep playing!"
Claire: "I know how you feel; my nose has been itchy for the last 5 minutes, but there hasn't been a break in my notes. Damn you Guitar Hero itch!"
Claire: "I know how you feel; my nose has been itchy for the last 5 minutes, but there hasn't been a break in my notes. Damn you Guitar Hero itch!"
by Klair February 19, 2008
It's the time in a relationship -- or even in a job! -- when you gotta open up your options, without waiting for the Seven Year Itch of boredom and exhaustion to set in.
The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!
The Five Year Itch is that point where you know that it's more fun to play the field, but you don't want to let go of what you have -- and OMG, seven years is way too long. (Maybe its rly a three year itch)!
Joey usually never said a word more than he had to, but he opened up to his buddy after work, even tho it took five chasers to loosen him up.
"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."
"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.
"Hey man, after five years on this fukin job and the same five damn years with the same girl, I'm itchin bad, and it's not a shot of antibiotics I need."
"Five year itch, bud", said Greg. "What you need, is some variety in your life.
by ScratchyTheMenace November 29, 2012
1. to portray yourself as someone you're not, to play pretend on the Internet
1. to run away and hide
1. to run away and hide
2. "you're not who you say you are, you trying to pull a Jock Itch?"
1. "yo where's Justin? man he's Jock Itching"
1. "yo where's Justin? man he's Jock Itching"
by AKA Donkey March 29, 2006
by TheMonsterDick November 16, 2021
Something a male says when they have completely lost interest in whatever he is doing, or being told.
Teacher: So that's why it is very important not to mix these chemicals together.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.
by TooInchesTwoMuch December 24, 2014
by Creams16 February 06, 2009