"'We arrested him for dope, but he ended up having three bodies in his trunk. We sure pulled an Iowa there."
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by Big Brain Joe June 15, 2021

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

\Noun\
•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•
All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn
•when you fuck your partner with a corn stalk in a corn field at a slow pace whilst listening to slip knot. All is done is done whilst wearing a polo shirt with Khakis.•
All is done to match the white, yet boring and somehow chaotic vibes of the small state.
Other names, Child of the corn
1: “Hey Harry? Wanna try doin The Iowa later”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there”
“Dave...you’re my cousin”
2:”yooo dude me and Stacy did The Iowa last night”
3:”it got awkward at that festival so I did The Iowa an got outta there”
by Hari the beautiful biCH June 25, 2020

A place that is in the middle of bum fuck egypt. A town where tweakers and overly know it alls live. They are some crazy fuckers, and very family based. Drugs, and euphoria surrounds the area, along with bullshit cops. Don't fuck with somebody from Lz.
Laurens Iowa-
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
"Damn where she from?..." "Her? She's a straight Lz bitch man."
"Where did you get that fine dope from?!" "Lz man, the finest place for dope."
by Overlydressedtable March 13, 2018

Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
