Invert

When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.

" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "

by sunnysunny22 January 4, 2019

inverted scalpis filamentism

The phenomenon of filaments of hair retreating into the scalp, giving the initial appearance of baldness, but eventually exploding from a man's ears, nose, and eyebrows.

"I thought he was a victim of baldness, but I see now that he is actually a survivor of inverted scalpis filamentism."

"Whoa, that bald dude has some SERIOUS eyebrows. I guess he's got some inverted scalpis filamentism going on."

by AnalogyQueen February 1, 2010

Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.

Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?

by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi July 4, 2006

inverted testicular ball cancer

ur testicular ball dies just die

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer

by ONIOINKMSBSVBSBAQ December 22, 2023

Invert

An appropriate term for an Australian.

"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"

"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019

inverted colors picture

When color inversion is turned on, multiple images of lesbian sex and naked women appear.

Dude, I looked up inverted colors picture on Google and got really horny.

by Ritardondo September 15, 2016