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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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Infinite Indian

The infinite Indian is terrifying. Be careful of the scammer calls you answer because if you answer you can be subject to the infinite Indian. The infinite Indian will crawl out of your phone and spawn multiple copies of itself and begin to have its way with you. After a group finishes another spawns out of the phone and the cycle is repeated until your demise. The only defense is to eat beef so make sure you eat a steak everyday.
Guy: Did you hear about Guy 2? He died! What happened?

Woman: He and his kids had their lives taken by the infinite Indian.
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023
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Infinite Dimensions

a crappy game owen made where you run away from eyeball man
Infinite Dimensions is the best game!
are you kidding? eyeball man is too scary.
by Aushdj July 20, 2022
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use as describing the terrible situation on 4e by a comedian Mr. Sin Gui, including Singyin students cant use the 珠珠 of a ball pen to reduce friction. The poor handwriting of the Singyin boys and the brilliant physics test result of 4E boys(which his primary 3 son can easily finish the task. Directly caused Sin Gui desperately cry: 我覺得聖言仔真係喺度無限沉底
1. even my primary 3 son can finish this task, I think that singyin boys are really infinitely sinking!

連我三年班個仔都識隔行書寫,我覺得聖言仔真係喺度無限沉底(infinitely sinking)
by sin gui November 22, 2022
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Infinitism

Believing in the life of infinity. To never die. To live forever and beyond. To not believe in forever because forming a word means to limit it. AND SERENA REFUSES THAT.
A: dude I don't think we are gonna die tbh.
B: Woah are you one of those infinitism believer?
by Junnhoe October 4, 2025
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Infinite

The amount veer loves ishita

( way more then she loves him)
Veer loves ishita way more u can say it's infinite
by Ishitaloverforever October 3, 2017
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infinite grey

an incredibly hard to reach place that is very stupid
augusto: i love spreading misinformation about infinite grey!
by boplasve September 25, 2022
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