Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009

cum wash

A way to wash your body by wiping cum (jizz) all over a loofa and rubbing it on your naked body. You can also wash your hair with it.

"Bro she was so drunk last night, she let me give her a cum wash!"

by Vag1na April 30, 2015

Pig Wash

Someone who is disgusting or repulsive; someone who is not worth your time.

"Oh look, there he is"
"He is PIG WASH, I don't have time for that!"

by ThatDactylChick February 13, 2012

beef wash

The act of getting a blow job , oral sex

Yo that hoe didn't fuck but she gave me a beef wash.

by Beef steak Charlie May 7, 2018

washing machine

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.

Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!

by Olivia E November 5, 2006

Ghetto Washing

Ghetto Washing, is where a person gets into a bath (or large container of water) with all of his washing (clothes or otherwise) and proceeds to go through the various phases of washing, during the spin cycle (the person will have to spin round violently at this point) the person may activate a convenience buzzer in order to let other people know that it is about to begin

Ghetto Washing is described above.

by IMonster September 20, 2006

Airplane Wash

Pertaining to women taking a quick shower only cleaning under the "wings" (armpits) and the "cockpit."

I will only have time for an airplane wash, because I'm running late for my date

by shellsfine August 5, 2008