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Struggle Blunt

It’s when you only got a gram or two left and you roll up a pencil
Aye my boy we only got enough for a struggle blunt
by BigDee33 June 5, 2022
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Struggle tug

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.
A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.
by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018
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Struggle boat

verb; to severely struggle or have a difficult time
We struggle boated all through that trip. Just about everything that could go wrong, went wrong.
by anonymous October 3, 2020
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Struggle words

James: Damn! I dropped the piano!

Jordynn: Say struggle words. They help.

Gurb!
by jojo12345678910 May 17, 2014
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Would definitely struggle in historics

Used to comedy effect to describe the fastest of drivers. When describing the most elite pedallers of motorsport. Adding irony of someone so naturally talented losing to motorsport cheats.
Joey was absolutely on it in the wet conditions at the Formula Ford Festival; he would definitely struggle in historics
by HumanWreckingBall November 11, 2024
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Struggle Cucking

Assuming and taking initiative to appeal to a perceived struggle pertaining to someone’s race, religion, sex, sexual preference etc… with intention of virtue signaling, and not actually knowing whether said person has actually lived through and experienced said assumed struggle.

I.E. “Cindy who is otherwise super reserved with such issues… she went out of the way to bring up the topic of unfair treatment when it comes to some minority groups and police. She brought this up while she met my father in law during lunch. She didn’t know he’s retired 30 years LAPD! I think she was just struggle cucking cause he’s black.

Or;

Pertaining to someone who is attempting to whether by self-expression, or taking credit solicited by a 3rd party, the assumed struggles stereotypically experienced by individuals belonging to the respective race, gender, religious beliefs, sexual preference etc…

“Devin from the suburbs is struggle cucking talking about how he grew up poor and had to learn the streets to survive. Like yeah, your grandfathers oil fortune doesn’t have anything to do with your 13 BMWs… people are buying it cause he’s half Mexican lol” .
Assuming and taking initiative to appeal to a perceived struggle pertaining to someone’s race, religion, sex, sexual preference etc… with intention of virtue signaling, and not actually knowing whether said person has actually lived through and experienced said assumed struggle.

I.E. “Cindy who is otherwise super reserved with such issues… she went out of the way to bring up the topic of unfair treatment when it comes to some minority groups and police. She brought this up while she met my father in law during lunch. She didn’t know he’s retired 30 years LAPD! I think she was just struggle cucking cause he’s black.

Or;

Pertaining to someone who is attempting to whether by self-expression, or taking credit solicited by a 3rd party, the assumed struggles stereotypically experienced by individuals belonging to the respective race, gender, religious beliefs, sexual preference etc…

“Devin from the suburbs is struggle cucking talking about how he grew up poor and had to learn the streets to survive. Like yeah, your grandfathers oil fortune doesn’t have anything to do with your 13 BMWs… people are buying it cause he’s half Mexican lol” .
by D Rod 612 March 15, 2025
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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024
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