Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020

coffin knockin'

When you have sex with an elderly person close to death

I got with your great grandma last night. Talk about coffin knockin'

by anonynym271 June 1, 2022

ghost coffin

IT IS THE ACT OF WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF ALONE ON AN ELEVATOR AND FEEL A TURTLE HEAD MOMENT QUICK APPROACHING WHEN YOUR FLATUS HAS REACHED A POINT OF MAXIMUM SMELLINESS AND YOU FART. THE DOORS THEN OPEN AND ANOTHER PERSON WALKS IN AND YOU QUICKLY EXIT THE ELEVATOR: THUS GHOSTING THEM AND LEAVING THEM TO BASK IN YOUR GLORY. GHOST COFFIN

MAN TED FROM ACCOUNTING KEEPS HITTING ME WITH A NUTTY GHOST COFFIN.

by dasfawjkelghwoiefbhwajkbHHHDFA February 10, 2018

Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 2, 2020

Dutch coffin

When someone farts in a elevator before you get in

John likes to dutch coffin the elevator everytime he gets in .

by NHcubed August 9, 2018

Coffin

A box they put all the coma corpses in.

"Hey how much did that coffin cost?"
"I don't fucking know, I'm dead!"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 14, 2022