hypercandy

meaningful eyecandy

hypercandy - iconic links with inherent semantic meaning

by M. Gerholdt February 13, 2009

Hyperactive Man Saga

A fictional superhero universe created by a couple of very bored high school kids with a very... um... unique sense of humor.

A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:

The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.

The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.

Person 1 - "We're the creators of the Hyperactive Man saga."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."

by hyperactive_man February 21, 2009

Hyperbobolic

To swing wildly between extreme positions, bobbing between them, as it were.

Jenna: "Woah dude, last week you told me those sweet new roof racks were going to turn your life around, now it's the end of the world cos your paint job got scratched."
Craig: "It's true! My life is over!"
Jenna: "You gotta stop being so hyperbobolic, it's bad for your blood pressure man."

by Quilla2107 October 6, 2010

Hyperaid

1.) A most vile concoction. Where one mixes Kool Aid powder with their preferred energy drink (Rockstar, Monster, etc...). Alcohol may also be added, but is not suggested as even one shot of alcohol added to the already lethal amounts of caffeine will make a drink stronger than a four loko.

2.) Basically, Crystal meth in liquid form.

Damn, I wanna try something stronger than weed, but I don't wanna shoot or snort anything.

Let's make some hyperaid!

by Ass McFaggerson March 10, 2011

hyper-ventilaughing

(verb) - The act of laughing through one's nose at an irregular audible level.

Ian: Wow did you hear that guy hyper-ventilaughing?

Todd: Yeah I was sure a booger was about to fly out of his nose.

by Ian McSmith March 21, 2011

hyper internet fail disease

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.

My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 17, 2013

hyper anus

A huge asshole. Often used in the degenerate part of the furry community to define an extremely big asshole. A hyper anus often resembles everything from a car tire or a really big donut to a literal cave.

When I put it in I didn't feel anything, that's what I call a hyper anus

by Mocri February 20, 2017