horse goggles 

A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.

I waved said hi to Mike. But he stormed past without even seeing me. He had his horse goggles on.

horse goggles by Natethegreat315 September 9, 2010

Horse box 

An Irish term of endearment. Used when greeting friends.

Ah howaya horse box, are ya well?!!

Horse box by Oirish May 19, 2018

Horse manure 

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!

Horse manure by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018

horse fly

A large insect that will bite you at the first opportunity. They are a half inch to an inch long, triangular, and carnivorous. When they bite you they take out a chunk of flesh and inject venom. The area around the bite will hurt for around five days.

Sarah got bitten by a horse fly, and found it painful to walk for a week.

horse fly by feesdanse June 1, 2011

horse hug 

When two people or horses put their necks together to simulate hugging as a horse would.

I'm going to give you a horse hug with my neck.

horse hug by erohs_nej December 15, 2016

Horse choker 

Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.

You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.

Horse choker by aka H R Paperstacks January 9, 2020

horse armor 

The first downloadable content available for the Xbox 360 game Oblivion. Upon its release, there was an uproar in the gaming community due to its nearly useless feature set and and relatively high price tag ($2.50 US). Since then, the term horse armor has been used to describe video game features that are useless or overpriced.

Can you believe they're charging $10 extra for the horse armor in Madden 07: Hall of Fame Edition?

It seems like every year video game developers expect us pay $50 for a sequel and all they've added is some horse armor.

horse armor by Ironhammer July 14, 2006