homeslizzy

When your homie is morethan just your homie

Person 1:Did u just slap his ass
Person 2: Yes he’s my homeslizzy

by Molahs September 27, 2019

love from the homies

When a fellow prison inmate gives a little unconsenting affection to the anus of another inmate. i.e. prison butt rape.

MORENO: Ever had your shit pushed in?

JAKE: What?

MORENO: I had my shit pushed in.

SNIPER: Me too. My shit's been puuushed in.
Smiley?

SMILEY: (grins) I'm always gettin' love from the homies.

by ak2215 September 8, 2019

national kiss ya homies day

Often confused with National Kiss Your Homies Day but they are very different. It occurs on February 21st of every year. Remember to ask for consent before you kiss ya homie.

Hey man can i kiss you for national kiss ya homies day?
Of course man!

by gayestbee February 19, 2021

National Suck yo homies cock day

I literally made this because my homie is lonely so now the national day is April 17th

"Hey you heard it's national suck yo homies cock day?"
"Nah?"
"Well get on your knees"

by Ace1Fizz April 16, 2021

Choke the Homies Wednesday

Every Wednesday you surprise the homies with a loving choke

Jim walked up to Bob

Jim chokes Bob
Bob moans

Jim exclaims Choke the Homies Wednesday

by Choking dem homies December 19, 2021

homeschool

The worst, worst, worst, worst possible thing to do to your child. As soon as most kids hear it they think, "Ooh super fun, I'll hang out with my friends all day and go to Seaworld every day!" Um, no. You don't meet anybody because, um, you're homeschooled. Your parents almost definitely won't 'educate' you because they are doing their own things. You end up desperately sad, depressed, and wanting to kill yourself. You end up wishing to go somewhere like the bamk or the doctor's office even though most people would hate to do that, just because you want to talk to another person. The only fucking thing to do in homeschool is watch hours and hours of TV, smoke four thousand cigarettes a day, munch out, and not even bother to get dressed so you live in an old bathrobe for about a year.

It also results in a complete waste of your teenage years, not ahving the experiences of a prom, and not having a boyfriend til you're fucking 25.

My mom enrolled me in homeschool because she found out I was a built-in unpaid fucking babysitter.

by you wouldn't know July 7, 2007

homestump

A close friend. Same as homeslice or homeskillet.

Whassup homestump?
How's it goin' homestump?

by Scott in Holland February 29, 2008