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AK-47 holder

by Chief Norm March 28, 2024
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Anson Holder

Anson Holder is a kind, funny boy. He is so sweet and respects boundaries. He is the kind of guy you could binge watch Spongebob with. He cannot make up his mind about girls and lets his friends influence him way too much. Anson Holder’s usually fall for initials A,B, L, and J!
I went to Anson Holders band performance yesterday!
by Bob Tonken November 23, 2021
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Floater-Holder

Dookie-filled panties.

Underpants are only considered Floater-Holders after being filled with floaters (dookie).

Floater should be pronounced to rhyme with "Holder"(Flolder-Holder - 'L' is silent).
Cuh 1: Dude, are you re-wearing your floater-holders today?
Cuh 2: Yeah dude. Are you?
Cuh 1: Yeah! Your mom took these off me last night.
by JackBlackthethird November 17, 2023
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clipboard holder

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.
When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!
by elle3000 February 5, 2012
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spear holders

Spear holders
Look at those spear holders robbing the store
by Wbw November 15, 2020
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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.
I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.
by bag of swimmers May 10, 2010
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