hoffle donkus

An ingrown hair on the asshole.

Jordon, you're a Hoffle Donkus

by Hoffledonkus May 8, 2015

Austin hoffman

The greatest Person ever

Austin Hoffman, He likes cheese

by Mythix the cheese man November 23, 2021

hoffert

a funny farting sound that a teacher makes out louad

ha ha he left a hoffert

by andrew landis January 11, 2007

luke hoffman

an amazing dude who's good at just about everything. including life in general.

that guy is awsome... he's luke hoffman.

by hahahahhaitsgracy August 20, 2010

Hoffar

To eat someone out from behind, usually female.

I bent her over the kitchen counter and hoffar'd her.

by stookie420 October 29, 2011

hoffy

An asshole that likes to look at Playgirl, just like his daddy did when he was conceived, with some help from the chemistry set.

HoFFY is an asshole, that likes to read up on the latest info from playgirl

by someone February 20, 2005

Hoffman

Hoffman

A small ziplock of ultra-pure, ultra-rad Heroin that will kill you instantly.

Joe: Hey bro, there's a new type of Haaaairy-win on the market called "Hoffman", supposedly it's great shiz!.

Jim: Imma try it bra!.

(Later that night... **DEAD**)

by RedSandDuster February 5, 2014