hobo snatch

verb. you can be victum or offender.
1)the act of snatching or stealing the only object of a hobo (a homeless person).
2)the act of a hobo snatching something of yours and claiming it as their own.

1)
person a: hahah look it's a hobo!!
person b: let's hobo snatch his blanket...
person a: okay!
*person steals hobo's blanket*
(the hobo now owns zero possesions)
2)
*person holding onto a can of soup and walking by a hobo*
*hobo steals the can of soup*
person: hey!! dude, that's mine!!
hobo: umm.. no..this is MINE!!!
person: you can't just hobo snatch me, jerk!!

by alliecat:) February 23, 2011

Posh hobo

In a word, Heather Wood. A wandering nomad that proves, not all those that wander are lost. The posh hobo decides to go somewhere, she just picks up and goes. She is a wanderer, a hobo. That said, she has style, full sized suitcases and enough pairs of shoes for everyday away, plus a few extras, just in case.

Heather packed for that trip like a posh hobo.

by The Posh Hobo May 19, 2018

Hobo Boilermaker

A shot of the finest available liquor dropped into the cheapest available beer.

"Barkeep! A hobo boilermaker, if you please: Jonnie Walker Blue dropped into Natty Light!"

by kalyarn November 5, 2009

Refined Hobo

a person where you can't tell if they are a hobo or if that is really their personal style. The refined hobo can be a person who (if it really is their personal style) purposely puts holes and bangs up their clothing.

Kari: Oh, look. Poor guy! He's a hobo....
Hannah: I actually think he's dressing like that on purpose.
Kari: Wow. WHY?
Hannah: He's a refined hobo!

by scarypossum294 July 6, 2009

Hobo Spike

A Hobo Spike is the sexual act in which a male jabs his love stick into the eye of a partner.

Bradon: Hey you know that hot chick I saw last night!?
Ryan: Yeah.
Bradon: I fuckin' Hobo Spiked her last night!
Ryan: Awesome!

by Jonesy97 December 4, 2010

Hobo Handwash

Thoroughly wiping your hands on your ass to get rid of an even worse smell that's already on your hands. Frequently employed by hobos to get rid of the smell of weed or human neglect.

Damn, the smell of the stogy is still there. Better do a quick hobo handwash.

by cmoney100 December 23, 2010

hobo bathtub

Any large public fountain in a metropolitan area.

Yeah, the big penguin fountain downtown's basically a hobo bathtub. I've seen some real nasty dudes in there.

by Rock Tumbler June 26, 2008