Hemingway is a guy with brown hair and brown eyes
He is quite cute
Alot of people think this and he is funny
He is quite cute
Alot of people think this and he is funny
by Web the goblin May 31, 2020
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Kid 2: man, that wasnt a fucking cork 3, that was a fucking hemingway
Kid 2: man, that wasnt a fucking cork 3, that was a fucking hemingway
by GGGGG unit author May 22, 2005
Get the pull-a-hemingway mug.A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
by Mashizzlewinks December 23, 2005
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i.e. blood fucker
(they sneak in a blood bank, rob a blood bag, puncture a hole in the bag, and fuck the chit out of the bag.)
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by comiction March 2, 2007
Get the hemophiliac mug.He asked for a Sally Hemings. The bartender looked at him funny, and then poured him bourbon and ginger ale.
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