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heine hymen

The final symbolic vestige of integrity and dignity that people have before they allow their "backyard" to become a playground for others' body parts, various tools, and terrified rodents. It's the anal maidenhead.
Muriel: Gee Whiz, Cindy! Sit down! You're acting like you have ants in your pants!
Cindy: Oh, Muriel! I let Salvatore do things to me last night and I can't sit down. It's horrible!
Muriel: So he finally took your heine hymen! He'll never respect you again and probably told all the fellas by now. At least that's what he did to me...
heine hymen by von groovy June 6, 2017

Hein Hustle 

The process of being forced into a hustle by the over-politeness of strangers.
Scenario 1: You are about 100 Metres away from a door but someone decides to hold the door open for you.

Scenario 2: You are crossing the street illegal but cars decided to stop for you anyways instead forcing you to hein hustle.
Hein Hustle by kekmon1 May 23, 2018
A person whom is most likely to be often unexplained, and awkward or outgoing. No in-between. A Heinen is most likely fond of destruction to man made things, and usually destroys things when mad
"Oh my god. did you see that guy break that computer in half just now?"
"Nah"
"Oh. He seemed pretty mad. Total heinen"
Heinen by Waifu Leader December 14, 2018

Heinous Whore 

A Bullythat trolls the swingers site for sex with anything. When turned down by sexy young ladies with class gets all upset and feels the need to bully them. Using the internet to spread untruths and Hate campaigns, about the individuals that upset her. Needs all the men to say how gorgeous she is when the men just see her as a bit of meat that they can use as they please. Noholesbard! Try to belittled to make herself feel important and raise her social status. Usually very overweight and ugly Enjoys being a b list celebrity. Someone whos not important to the main stream. Or just not important to the people she bullies. Loves putting her face all over the intenet covered in well i dont think i need to say much more. Oh such a classy woman NOT!!!! For short HW status not important Has a young nasasitic gimp Who gets to help entrap helpless vulnerable lady's. Keep going karma will bite but when????
You Dirty Heinous Whore! Why Bully someone you've never met. Your screen shines very bright so you can read! Dirty Ugly Old HW
Heinous Whore by Classy lady February 4, 2019

Heineken Virus

A hysterical or horribly unfunny (depending on your sense of humor) way of referring to the Coronavirus.
Jarrison: I went to get tested yesterday and luckily I tested negative for the Heineken Virus!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!

Heinekholic

An individual with a physical, mental, or social addiction to or overuse of Heineken. A person who takes part in excessive and repetitive drinking of Heineken.
Leslie loves Heineken so much, he just may be a Heinekholic.
Heinekholic by Kryppz March 8, 2022