Something that may fall because of an uneven distribution of weight. In this situation, most of the weight would be distributed at the top of the object, causing it to lose balance and fall.
Dane Cook as a child talking to Kool-Aid man after he breaks into his home: "And they would drink out of him, after debris fell into his open idiot head. Asbestos, lead paint fell into his head. He would pour his fruity blood into glasses, and they would drink his dirty fruity blood out of his open head. No, if that was me, I would be like 'No. No. I don't want a drink from you, I want you to fix this goddamn wall before my dad gets home from work. He's not going to believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here. He's gonna beat me with a toaster, I swear to god bro. This is bulls-No no! Don't touch me! Please. I'll kick you in the legs and you break TOP HEAVY and you will smash.'"
by Bobby From Outterspace July 14, 2006
Get the Top Heavymug. by Jali214 February 15, 2020
Get the thats heavymug. A term describing a generous bartender. This bartender always fills your pint glass to the brim and ensures you get your money's worth in any mixed drink.
"Jack sure is a heavy-handed bartender, there's just enough cranberry juice in this cranberry vodka to give it color."
"I'm starting to think Lisa is a cougar, she's always heavy-handed with attractive frat boys."
"I'm starting to think Lisa is a cougar, she's always heavy-handed with attractive frat boys."
by Rena Jae November 2, 2011
Get the heavy-handedmug. by hoytriffic July 8, 2006
Get the bud heavymug. I can't waste my time or liver drinking that light beer crap, give me my Busch Heavy and let me get drunk.
Steve cannot handle such heavyness and therefore drinks "light" beer, or water
Steve cannot handle such heavyness and therefore drinks "light" beer, or water
by boodism December 7, 2011
Get the busch heavymug. by Pharrell's baby August 20, 2003
Get the heavy in the gamemug. by Adam Toner January 16, 2009
Get the Heavy Bershtmug.