Gunt Grunt

When a fat bitch queefs

Larry: “Damn that fat bitch just queefed” Tom: “no she just Gunt Grunted”

by TjScully September 19, 2025

Dirty Gunt

A spin on the Dirty Sanchez recently created by washed up Killstream host Ethan Ralph, a Dirty Gunt consists of filming yourself sticking your thumb up a teenage girl's pooper before giving it a snifferoo.

"I got into a beef with someone on Twitter last night, so I gave myself a Dirty Gunt and sent it to them, just like my hero Ethan Ralph. Can't abort the Retort!"

by caspertheghoul August 14, 2020

G'gunt

A large cunt-like opening found near the gut. Often on severely overweight women.

The girl has a huge g'gunt.

That g'gunt could swallow you whole.

by Nathan Birch April 21, 2008

Bruce Lee Gunt Punch

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"

Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie

by Camphophenique July 27, 2011

Mega Gunt

1. An additional layer of adipose tissue which enfolds the archetypal blubber-bulk known as the gunt.

2. A vast network of bundled skin tags or polyps that fuse together like a rat king.

Weight, Lard, Fat, Gunt, Mega Gunt, Hatred

by Fart Zen March 28, 2010

radioactive thunder-gunt

a gunt that is so floppy, when it moves from side to side it actually creates a sound that can only be described as thunder. This tunder clap actually creates a radioactive discharge. The only things that can survive this discharge are: cockroaches, twinkies and tom selleck.

i was walking to taco bell and i witnessed a traffic light disintegrate due to a radioactive thunder-gunt that was walking through the crosswalk.

by papa-squirrel-toaster August 7, 2009

man gunt

Basically a fat cunt with a big gut hanging over their genitals. See gunt, commonly referring to women when it really should be a gender neutral term as any fat cunt with a big gut has a GUNT

Look at that glorious man gunt hanging out. Zero hecks.

by Zerohecks September 17, 2018