i guess

"i guess" is a phrase that can be used in response to almost any situation or comment. its versatility is clearly its strongest asset. popular uses include expressing disdain for something or someone, expressing uncertainty or confusion, expressing the irony and absurdity of a situation, expressing sarcasm, or expressing apathy towards something or someone.

Expressing:

-disdain for something or someone:
Jenny: Actually, you're not invited. Sorry, but, really, I don't want to have any losers like you at my party.
Jim (as she walks away): I guess...

-uncertainty or confusion
Barista: Double special ultra low fat soy grande latte or triple super peppermint vente no milk frap with whipped cream?
Joe: I guess...

-irony or absurdity or a situation
Jane (upon seeing her ex boyfriend with HIS new boyfriend): I guess...

-sarcasm
Jamie: She's cool, I guess...

-apathy towards something or someone
Jack: So, are you pro-life or pro-choice? Because I really feel that when you analyze both sides of the issue...
John: I guess.

by jsw454 July 6, 2005

gueebo

A really big douchebag.

Me: "That guy is a total douche."
Guy 2: "You mean Gueebo."

by Kahlima November 12, 2006

Guerrilla shit

Acting crazy and doing whatever you want with showing no respect to anyone.

Tino is on some real guerrilla shit he just stole a car and mugged a guy.

by Cjashocker November 10, 2009

Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate

A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!

It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!

by LonePooper December 17, 2019

i guess

The universally socially awkward word that ruins every single sentence you add it to.
Can be alternatively written as "I'm a f**king f*ggot"

Guy: Hey Jimmy! What's up?
Jimmy the autist: I'm pretty good, I guess.

by GaIiIeo January 5, 2015

Billy Guerin

American hockey player. Term is used when you are absolutely sure of something during an argument or dispute. It's a "Guerintee".

"Yeah Daryl, your a big lad now but when we were ten, I would have kicked the hell out of you."

"Shut up man, there is now goddamn way you would have kicked my ass, I was the toughest kid in my school."

"Yeah honestly I would, and you can put a Billy Guerin on that"

"Oh fuck really?...you know what, now that I think about it, I really was a bit of a soft lad when I was a kid"

by nothingbuttrouble May 24, 2005

Pinche Guey

Mexican slang. Usually used as in insult as in you Fucking idiot or fucking asswhole

Meda tu pinche guey!
You fucking idiot!

That wasn't funny you pinche guey.
(asswhole)

by LinkTRI4CE June 10, 2008